Sunday, October 2, 2011

Express Route to Nigeria

Here's hoping everyone had an amazing weekend. Bittersweet weekend for me because it is my last weekend in Canada.Where to? You ask...
I haven't mentioned on my blog but if you follow me on Twitter, you'll know that I am moving back to Nigeria!
My family is really last-minute one that I didn't want to share this till I was certain i.e. less than two weeks to departure. I initially planned on running off to England for my Master's but after this Summer Internship and a lot of other factors, my decision changed!

Excited! Yes I am! I'm off for NYSC people. And from the tales of a few bloggers, I know I am in for a ridiculously bumpy ride. If you think I am Skipping the camp, You're kidding! My Father is the Number One Nigerian Patriot and will NOT stand for an exemption of this service. Translation = Hello Khakis and Orange Shoes.

There are so many things to consider in moving to Nigeria. Not for a holiday, but to live! It's going to be a ridiculous change but one I am excited for. I'll admit though that I'm scared of:
  • Getting 3 shades darker ( NO Sunlight in Canada because Nigeria stole ALL the Sun's rays)
  • Overpriced Items (Body Lotion in Nigeria even gets to N2000 compare to $3 here. WHAT?)
  • Mobile Networks making my BB Chats Slow (People will think I'm a rookie O_o)
  • The relationship I'm about to form with tailors (It's about to get REAL personal - Trad TIME)
  • Caring for my Natural Hair with Hairdressers that Yell "This your hair is DUE" huh?
  • Becoming a MEAT-AGARIAN ( All we eat in Nigeria is MEAT and I am a FAN )
  • Covering up my legs ( Or the woman will no doubt yell 'BE NAKED' on the streets)
  • Mosquito bites (They are lethal, I haven't been bitten in almost 5 years)
  • Forgetting to Blog (That will be so easy!)
  • Not being able to wear Nma (my darling shoes)
  • Becoming a very cultural babe (I'm very impressionable and will absorb all Local-ness)
  • Weddings and Events ( My dad will definitely drag me to the east coast for a few functions)
  • Resuming My Kilishi Addiction
  • Getting Fat (After walking up 3 hrs every day in Montreal; now sitting in a car 24/7)
  • My parents needing me too much (Not in a bad way, but then I won't want to leave anymore)
I;m looking forward to seeing artistes in contests; Bez, Dbanj, Sauce Kid, Wizkid and the lot! Yes tot that! As for the lack of constant power, safety concerns et al. I have come to terms with the reality that my country is not perfect. I hope and pray that the efforts of those who TRULY care about Nigeria will spread and lead to progress. With Nigeria turning 51, all I can say is Happy 51st Independence Day Nigeria.

I have always been one of those that is determined to make an impact in Nigeria in my field of Finance. And though I can not boast of having much to offer at this point, I refuse to be an outsider "thinking" they "know" what's best for the country. I intend to be submersed in the system and find out myself. This way, the next time I leave, I'll know what exactly I am going to get out of the experience. I may be an idealist and not talking in real terms, but I'd rather have objectives and watch them change over time.
Bittersweet emotions because I'm saying "see you later" to all the people I love in Canada but thanks to social networking and skype, they're never far away! Woop woop! And if you're wondering about my Twin, she'll be on her way soon as well. I'm just heading out first...

With One of my friends losing her life to an accident and another still in recovery after a bombing, I'm definitely terrified of the State of the country but there's no running for me. Head bent, hands clasped...Looking to the sky for God's help.


Yours Truantly,
IJ



26 comments:

Missy Tee's said...

Awwwwww. Enjoy it honey and trust me you will get used to it quickly. But for the first few days you might complain but you will settle in.
Wish you all the best in Nigeria. Stay safe out there and do come by to update us here on blogger once in a while.
And oh as for NYSC camp? Hmmmm best of luck. Looking forward to NYSC too- someday!
Take it easy!

Onyinye FaFi Obi said...

aww! dont worry,it aint that bad.
:)

mizchif said...

Oh ma Gah!!!!!!
You is moving!!!!!
Lol. i'm so silly.

I'm excited for you but i'm not really jealous. Goodluck you hear. I know you'll be just fine.
Get ready for all the people that will practically almost refuse to do your hair because it's natural. My sister suffered through it for 2yrs before she eventually gave in and relaxed her hair.
No more wearing all dis ya short knicker up and down ;p

If you like wear that your Nma, it is on Bella naija you will end up. And you know how that goes.

I'm sure i'll run into you when i come VISITING. lol.

Take care and all the best.

Anya P said...

oh wow! this is so sudden :( but yes, change is inevitable. You will be alright. Naija is not too bad, I may join you next year, finger's crossed*

bob-ij said...

Missy Tee::: thanks thanks! I plan on enjoying every minute. Of course I shall complain! Lol! And my parents will shut me down! Lol. You should if you can and want to. It's all about the stories I will tell my kids about NYSC.

Onyinye Fafi ::: well i see you're having fun. I better join r club. Looool

Mizchif::: hey Hun! Haha! Thanks for both the jealousy and the luck. As for that hair, ah! That's sad for your sister o! Damn! The pressure. I can only imagine. I know mehn! I'm traumatized, have to cover all my legs!!! What?? Hahahah! As for Nma, I have to oh! Kent have her go to waste! Loool thanks luv! Come and visit!

bob-ij said...

AnyaP :::: oh so sudden for real! Thanks thanks. Yes to joining next year!!

Yuki said...

i had fun in camp but complained bitterly for about 6 months when i moved back initially (actually threatened to head back to the US, lol , my poor parents :) ) but realized that the best way to make the best of the situation was to enjoy Nigeria even with its imperfections but not accept the status quo. it is easy to get sucked into the mentality of accepting things the way they are, its okay to question things that are out of place sometimes even if it makes you different!!

But camp was super fun !!! Did not skip one day and made great friends :)
So all the best with this move and I hope you learn a lot that will enable you make the difference in Nigeria.. we need people like you

Have fun!!!

Anonymous said...

Goodluck pretty lady and keep u posted, doing the same in a few months

Anonymous said...

wow Goodluck to you! ild be doing the same in some 7months time! i'm scared mostly cos of the security issues but what i have come to realise is that no country is perfect. I admire your courage. I wish you the best!x

Aseni said...

Hey...Will keep checking this site. Please update on job search when u get der.

Hope NYSC is fun...

Hoping to move next year, still deciding. So I guess ur blog will be helpful.

doll said...

enjoy Camp!

bob-ij said...

Yuki::: thanks so much or the advice! Lol! If I threaten to leave I'm sure my parents will laugh at me. Haha! Because have to beg for the ticket to leave! Looool! Im so looking forward to it. Hoping for the best! Thanks and Amen to a potentially great experience!

Anon1::: thanks thanks! I will totally try!

Anon2::: you are absolutely right! No countr is perfect. We can do it! Woop woop! Come and join me. Lol

Aseni::: I hope I stay dilligent in updating. I am definitely going to try,! I hope I don't scare you away with horror tales. Loool

Doll::: thank you! I hope to.

~x~

LohiO said...

Don't goooooooooooooooooooooo!!! sniff sniff!

bob-ij said...

LohiO ::: hahaha! " i dint wanna leave..... But I gotta go right now!" loooool

Chizy K said...

Don't worry dear you will be fine, you will definitely settle in..all the best and have fun..
chizys-spyware.blogspot.com

Luciano said...

i wish you the best.
i sure you ll enjoy it........
NYSC is fun

Good Naija Girl said...

Woooow: this is big news! Though we didn't get to meet I appreciate your blog entries and your comments on mine. It goes without saying that you'll shine in Nigeria...try to remember to keep us updated about your life...please!

bob-ij said...

chizy k::: Thanks for the kind words! I hope to!

Luciano:::: Thank you! It better be! lol

GNG::: So true we didn't meet but don't worry! I'll keep reading and commenting! Hopefully!

~x~

Dee O. said...

Love the photo! Good luck on your move!!


That GOOD GOOD Blog

Myne Whitman said...

I'm just seeing this! I wish you all the best, and please stay safe. I love the sense you're going with, that's the best. And don't get fat o, depending on where you guys live, you can still walk around most of the neighborhoods. But do cover your legs, lol...

HUGS!

Anonymous said...

All the best in Nigeria sweetheart!!!

Natural Nigerian said...

Welcome back (when you get back)...I hope you achiever everything you set out to.

~Sirius~ said...

Just reading this......I'm sure you've blended by now. Hehehe. All the best dear, and if by mistake you come to Lagos- shout out

Muse Origins said...

Welcome back. It's not where you are that matters in the end, it's your attitude and the opportunities you see. Have fun Corpashun!

Adiya
Muse Origins

HoneyDame said...

I cant wiat to read more on this.I am contemplating NYSC for next year..

janedoe83 said...

Have fun,i'm yet to serve too and hope mine will be fun when I get around to it :)